- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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