What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Knock knock. Its open.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Anti Joke

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