- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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