what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Wait! hundred billions!

You know what's cool? Yep.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

your no better than a cockroach

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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