- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

how do you call someone? use a phone

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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