- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

A drunk guy walks into a car

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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