- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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