Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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