- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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