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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

my penis

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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