- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Fat? Jesse Z

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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