Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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I have a really funny joke.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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