- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

This is a joke.

you will like this because i am black.

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