- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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