- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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