a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

So a bar walks into a man...

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

women's rights.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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