- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

The New York Giants

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

I like that, but why am I happy?

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