A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

whats white jizz

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Robin, get in the car!

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