- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What is 9+10? 19

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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