- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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