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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Robin, get in the batmobile

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!