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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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