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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Cancer

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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