Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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