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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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