Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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A black person dies.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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I'm tired.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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