What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

How old are you? 7

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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