There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

I'm tired.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's funnier than 24? 25

27

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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