What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

this website even though its hilarious.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

A man penetrates another man.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

So a bar walks into a man...

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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