- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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