What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Peas

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

I have cancer. And you're next.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

The FCC

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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