- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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