What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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