- Anti Joke

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

pobody's nerfect

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.