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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

quantum physics?

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.