salad days!

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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