- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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