Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Hey Eliza, thanks, while I appreciate the help, Alice is crying in a corner and refusing to get up, I wont lie, for a moment there I could "see voices and music" and valium has taken care of the ptsd (and blown most of my brain, which is nice for a change). With that said, im on 40 mg ritalin which is a lot, but I need it, besides I can handle the anxiety. I have no idea who the guy typing this is, but he is following me to the letter, so thats good enough, except his typos being worse than mine, which is pretty good for a guy that barely speaks english. Sorry Eliza, but Alice is having a breakdown here, ill talk her down a bit first, she tries to hide it, but she is far more worried about me than I am, which is nice, just not like this, ill be right back with you.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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