A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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