- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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