Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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1+2 = 6

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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the NAACP

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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