No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

So a horse walks into a barn.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

He--Hey guys

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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