What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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