- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

what is big and white? Your Mom

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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