Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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