- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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