What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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