- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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