- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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