- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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