- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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