- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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