I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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