- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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