Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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