What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Ms Leong Sux

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Golf.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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