Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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men's rights activists

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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