Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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the WNBA.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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