What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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