A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

No soup for you!

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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