- Anti Joke

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Anti Joke

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania