What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

thumb_up thumb_down +3

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

thumb_up thumb_down +1

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops