- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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