- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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