A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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