- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

what do you call a black chef glendon

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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