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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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