Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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