- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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