- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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