- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

salad days!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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