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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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