- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

I like poop in my butt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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