2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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