What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

God is real.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

this website is a bad joke

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

whats brown and sticky? Doody

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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