- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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