Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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