- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Emily Walker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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