- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

A blind man walks into a library.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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