hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Jebron Lames.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Albert <3 Hunter

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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