- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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