how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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