hahahahaha thats not funny

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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