Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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women's rights.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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