Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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