What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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How's the weather? Good.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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