- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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