- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

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