- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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