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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What's the difference between a duck?

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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