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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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