- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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