- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

How old are you? 7

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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