What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

I will create more jobs for americans

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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