- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

a black man walks out of popeyes

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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