Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Suck pussy

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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