- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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