- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Justin Bieber

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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