- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

A women left the kitchen.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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