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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

My cat just died.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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