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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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