- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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