- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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