- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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