Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Anti Joke

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