- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

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