- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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