- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

tim has no humor

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

read this sentence again.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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