- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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