- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

This is my favorite antijoke.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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