- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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