Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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