- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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