- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Chlamydia

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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