- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

what's worse then a blowjob?

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Chlamydia

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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