- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Ben Corbishley

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

every knight i see an owl at window

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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