teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Poker? I barely even know her.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Anti Joke

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