- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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