What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

what's worse then a blowjob?

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Chlamydia

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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