Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Men's rights

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

No your aunties a joke

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Actually it was me Josh brown

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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