What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Get up Look in the mirror

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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roses are red poo is poo

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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