- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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