Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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