- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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