whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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A man died.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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